February 2012
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subtletyisnotanoption a réagi à votre billet : subtletyisnotanoption a réagi à votre billet : i…
hey look if you want mad follows like me you’d take my advice clare
omg the only reaosn im not tumlr famous is because you dont ever promote my blog that’s right it is YOUR FOLT
now i am thinking because in real life i have a fairly good grasp of grammar and i’m one of those wankers who feels privately annoyed when i see commas in the wrong place or other things of that nature… but on the internet all this goes out the window
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subtletyisnotanoption a réagi à votre billet : i forgot there are people on tumblr who care about…
you shouldve purposely misspelled all the there’s and your’s in this
coulda shoulda woulda lmao
i forgot there are people on tumblr who care about grammar
sorry if you are such a person and i offend your sensibilities
one cool thing about my parents is that they have over the years amassed an impressive cd collection so whenever i feel like listening to some new music i can just go there
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you’ve never doggied? wow you’re lame
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whenever there’s a chocolate fundraising drive i become a temporary mother theresa
make successful conversation with someone cooler than yourself
i am literally importing rihanna - good girl gone bad into my itunes this very second and you think you have problems
honestly never sure if the music i like is actually good or if i just have terrible taste
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doyjivision:
icA NT LISTEN TO KRAFTWERK WHILE DOING MATHS IT’S TOO MUCh I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS A ROboT MATHS LAND
ihateghostnotingfollow1612th:
the first rule of thesaurus club is that you don’t speak, talk about, discuss, chat about or communicate about thesaurus club
ripcords:
breaking news: beady eye to release concept album about modern trees
boards of canada more like….. bored of canada
we got to play dead fish in PE today but to give it a sporty twist the teacher decided to call it dead balls
dead balls
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sometimes i want to talk about the smiths but then i’d feel like a fucking manic pixie dream girl
thehashslingingslasher:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because id like to buy all your chocolate
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“Dear Diary,
He’s so Dreamy, I think I’m really in Love with him. I hope he...”
– Chris Martin’s journal (via michaelpalin)
to people who make those posts saying “stop making ____ jokes they’re not funny anymore”
thank you for providing the voice of reason. without you, unfunny jokes would run riot around here, and we don’t want any of that do we? you’re really pulling your weight. just thank you, a million times thank you
the big question
why was there a giant kebab shop piece of meat behind the stage at the brit awards
Anonymous asked: will u marry me